February 13th, 2009


Garth Brooks, eat your heart out.

In a dream last night I heard the chorus of a country western song. I have no idea if anything like it exists in real life, but it's been stuck in my head and making me laugh all day.

Over traditional twangy country music, the chorus goes:

Baby, if you love me, shave your neckbeard,
I know I been askin' for a while,
If you loved me you would shave that neckbeard,
Surely you know it's way out of style
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