||[Feb. 15th, 2006|09:59 pm]
The other night I had a rather disturbing dream in which I felt a tickle in my right ear, so I poked around and felt a small tuft of hair growing out of my ear canal. Naturally, I tried to yank it out. Instead of being removed, it just kept getting longer and thicker the more I pulled. Eventually I had a 20-foot-long greyish pigtail dispensing from my ear, with no end in sight.
I realized I was dreaming, and was sufficiently unsettled that I forced myself to wake up.