September 19th, 2004


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Weird dream last night, where I was one of a pair of performers dressed as Shrek and Donkey, hired to tell a story to a roomful of children.  The other guy was Joel Hodgson, who I'm dressing as this Halloween.

It started out okay, until one of the kids kept calling Shrek a c_nt.

We decided that we should be more accessible to the kids and went into the crowd.. and almost got torn to shreds.  The kids were scratching, biting, and otherwise savagely attacking us.  Then a SWAT team showed up and violently herded all the kids away, leaving Joel and I in a trashed hall, staring at each other in disbelief, bleeding and in tatters.

Later, there was a dream wherin I had to coach draycom on piloting a TARDIS.
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