April 17th, 2004


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Last night I dreamed the world was flooded. I was piloting some sort of weird water tricycle with tires full of pressurized air, which I was piloting around the ocean dragging a house on a raft behind.

I had another dream that is still making me chuckle...

In the dream, I had to threaten somebody for some reason. Standard bad movie villain type of threats... "You come anywhere near me, you even show your face in this town again, you'll be sorry," etc. while holding him in some sort of arm lock.

Bizarrely, my mom was there, and she kept bringing up stupid things and totally ruining my attempts to frighten my victim.

"You come near me, you'll regret it for the rest of your-"

"Did you take out the garbage today?"

"No, ma! Now, as I was saying, you'll be really sorry if you ever-"

"Did you move a load of laundry? I need socks."

"No, ma! Jeez! Now, don't make me do something I'll regret-"

"You have socks all over your room, but they're dirty!"


I also kept dreaming of train accidents, for some reason.
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